Posted By Daisy
Frank O’Connor said that writing means 'applying the arse of the trousers to the seat of the
chair.’ Even if I have a next-morning deadline for a feature, I’ll still
clean the house, go for a walk, de-clutter my wardrobe, watch repeats of ‘Keeping
Up With The Kardashians’ or even worse ‘Two Broke Girls’, apply fake tan, smoke
cigarettes, or make a Mars Bar cake. Eventually I’ll power up my laptop at
about 9p.m., a momentous act in itself. And write until the early hours.
I have a pile of ‘How To Write’ books in my house. These
include, in order of preference:
On Writing, Stephen King – Keep your writing simple. All
adverbs are extraneous.
The Artist’s Way, Julia Cameron - Write 3 pages of longhand,
stream-of-consciousness writing every morning for the duration of this 12-week creativity course. Don’t bother
reading back over them. They are simply a remedy for a creative block.
Any Writing 101 course will usually recommend King's or Cameron's book. Cameron recommends writing ‘Morning
Pages’ every day – unfortunately I failed immediately, preferring the warmth of
my bed in the mornings. Last week, I
decided I would attend ‘Sunrise Yoga’ in town at 6a.m. and duly set the alarm. The following
morning, I woke up at 9:30am, having missed yoga, and was very late for work.
But I like Cameron’s
idea of having a ‘Creative Date’ with yourself – once a week, take yourself off
to an art gallery, or a beach, or watch an arthouse movie.
Write and Get Paid For It, Terry Prone: One of my favourite
writing books is Terry Prone’s ‘Write and Get Paid For it’. First published in
1979, it is outdated now, but the basic ideas are still very relevant.
Especially good for freelance journalists, it gives great advice on organising
ideas/archiving features. And Prone advises not to worry about rejection, or
age.
Writing for the Market, Patricia O’Reilly: Another oldie – it gives
great advice for would-be feature writers, with interviews from features
editors of Irish newspapers. O’Reilly recommends always being on the alert for
feature ideas. When I started feature writing, my biggest conundrum was where
to get ideas. Now I know that feature ideas are ever-present and there for the
taking. I went hillwalking for the first time last week, and have a pitchable feature idea from the day.
O’Reilly also recommends having a niche subject. I have one
which I have a huge interest in and knowledge of (i.e. my day job) and so often
get called by editors when newsworthy topics about this subject appear.
Travel Writer’s Guide, Gorgon Burgett: Burgett advises on re-selling
travel features - by the time you’ve
sold your feature five or six times, it’s almost a sin. I have still to figure
out how to do this. He also recommends avoiding negativity in travel features.
I once wrote a travel feature about Easter Island, recommending that people
simply ‘buy the DVD’ rather than travelling to the island to get ripped off by
the locals. It wasn’t the best feature I ever wrote.
The Maeve Binchy Writer’s Club, Maeve Binchy: Keep a journal
recording overheard snippets of conversation, ideas, quotes and details of competitions,
prizes and awards. Deadlines are important.
Write a Book in A Year, Jacinta McDevitt: Write 410 words
everyday. You have three goals – to start, to keep going, and to finish.
How to Get Published and Make a Lot of Money, Susan Page: I got
this as a present and have never read it. However, a quick skim through advises
that very few people make a living by writing alone. Most people have
co-occupations too. Don’t give up the day job.
Even though I procrastinate, there is nothing better than
the feeling of re-reading a well-written, finished piece. Because a writer
always knows when a piece is well-written, and when a piece is mediocre. I
still get excited when I see my by-line in a newspaper, and I hope that never
goes away.
(Top illustration by Marc Johns)
Nice photo
ReplyDeleteMy Family and Other Animals- point taken though- a fairly pathetic attempt at a photo!!x
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